The Cast
- Freda - Tiffany Wirt
- Samwich - Casey Jepson
- Rippin - Rachel Hosick
- Mary - Barb Hansen
- Randolph, Wizard at Law - David Cohen
- Strident, the Stranger - Phil Teller
- Golly - Derek Boiko-Weyrauch
- Leggylass - Laura Quindt
- Elf Maiden/Receptionist - Erin Seidel
- Narrator/Cafe Patron #1 - Victoria Johnson
- Cafe Patron #2 - Leah Hansen
- Waitress - Doe Stahr
- Cute Hobbit Baby - Evie
- Security Guards - Leighann Denney and Debbie Carlin
